roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

davidstrider:

davidstrider:

why blaze it when you can braise it *sears meat in fat and then simmers it in liquid on low heat in a covered pot*

just kidding smoke weed

retr0philia:

bevsi:

nerd girl x hot cheerleader doodles that got a lil out of hand

AW THIS IS SO CUTE

I am having some tea and toast before bed. Also, I’m in my aunt+uncle’s apartment and my cousin is asleep.

I am having some tea and toast before bed. Also, I’m in my aunt+uncle’s apartment and my cousin is asleep.

jaclcfrost:

i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there

theroguefeminist:

condesces:

things you shouldn’t need to be told but apparently need to be:

  • DON’T make nazi aus of your ships
  • DON’T make nazi aus of your fandoms
  • DON’T affiliate yourself with nazi allegories (i.e. death eaters)
  • DON’T affiliate yourself with actual nazis

jesus

saying hail hydra is affiliating yourself with a nazi allegory fyi

needlekind:

important character development questions

  • under what circumstances do they lick a thing to claim it as their own
  • what are their feelings, hypothetical or otherwise, regarding the High School Musical series
  • whose face(s) would they draw dicks on in sharpie if they saw them passed out on a couch at a party
  • what would their reaction be to seeing Frozen in theaters and witnessing Hans doing the douchebag thing
  • i dunno where to go from here; i made this post solely for the HSM one

literalgrantaire:

Hey, they should do a reverse version of Faking It where a couple of lesbians pretend to be straight so they’re accepted!
They could call it “Real Life”.

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

clannyphantom:

i cant believe 14 year olds are having sex and getting drunk. when i was 14 i had snowy white hair and glowing green eyes i could walk through walls disappear and fly i was much more unique than the other guys

Destiny's Child - Survivor
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weekendplaylist:

survivor // destiny’s child

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

itseasytoremember:

quatral:

askahomestuckfanatic:

I FOUND IT AGAIN YES

i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.

i’ve had this waiting to post since november, i queued it for today, the first day of spring

HERO OF LIGHT
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