Window seats are rad. My grandfather is coming in tomorrow, which is exciting, but means I have little time to socialize.
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Rolo and Juliet
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.
"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo
My girl crushes are 100% homo
i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about
- who quotes twilight at the other person
- who appreciates cat videos more
- who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
- who lets the other person win in ticklefights
- who chews on their pencil
- who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood
Science-inspired necklaces from the Delftia Etsy store
OH god I need half of these.
I WANT THE FIBONACCI ONE
hey bro…u awake? can i hold your hand…..i had a nightmare
I do not understand my cousin’s need to repeat actions or phrases past four repetitions, even after receiving validation.
I hate to break this to you but there are lesbian relationships that involve penis because there are trans lesbians with penises. There are lesbian relationships where everyone has penises in them.
Sorry* to burst your transmisogynist bubble.
*Lol, I’m not sorry.
Waking up to anxiety dreams in which you believe you have forgotten to bring your homework is not among the activities I would highly recommend.
Wake up to ash and dust instead
I am in the process of unbraiding the hair to detangle it before bunning it.
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate