>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
why blaze it when you can braise it *sears meat in fat and then simmers it in liquid on low heat in a covered pot*
just kidding smoke weed
nerd girl x hot cheerleader doodles that got a lil out of hand
AW THIS IS SO CUTE
I am having some tea and toast before bed. Also, I’m in my aunt+uncle’s apartment and my cousin is asleep.
i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there
things you shouldn’t need to be told but apparently need to be:
- DON’T make nazi aus of your ships
- DON’T make nazi aus of your fandoms
- DON’T affiliate yourself with nazi allegories (i.e. death eaters)
- DON’T affiliate yourself with actual nazis
saying hail hydra is affiliating yourself with a nazi allegory fyi
important character development questions
- under what circumstances do they lick a thing to claim it as their own
- what are their feelings, hypothetical or otherwise, regarding the High School Musical series
- whose face(s) would they draw dicks on in sharpie if they saw them passed out on a couch at a party
- what would their reaction be to seeing Frozen in theaters and witnessing Hans doing the douchebag thing
- i dunno where to go from here; i made this post solely for the HSM one
Hey, they should do a reverse version of Faking It where a couple of lesbians pretend to be straight so they’re accepted!
They could call it “Real Life”.
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
i cant believe 14 year olds are having sex and getting drunk. when i was 14 i had snowy white hair and glowing green eyes i could walk through walls disappear and fly i was much more unique than the other guys
survivor // destiny’s child
I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way